Ill Met By Moonlight — ugly-vorta: tinakolesnik: ugly-vorta: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ugly-vorta:
“ tinakolesnik:
“ ugly-vorta:
“ ladyvean:
“ corpse-of-bandersnatch:
“ tinakolesnik:
“ ugly-vorta:
“ corpse-of-bandersnatch:
“ ugly-vorta:
“What a lovely photo, this.
”
Of course my brain autocorrected “glass” to “glasses” and was...
ugly-vorta

What a lovely photo, this.

corpse-of-bandersnatch

Of course my brain autocorrected “glass” to “glasses” and was confused.

But then I saw it. And understood.

ugly-vorta

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@corpse-of-bandersnatch I believed in you! Here, I have some strategically positioned glasses for you. 

tinakolesnik

I recognize those cufflinks -

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corpse-of-bandersnatch

@ladyvean Look! Two pics of the cufflinks in a row :D

@ugly-vorta Hoh boy, this positioning makes me weak ~ But in the context of the first pic I wonder if he has a second glass under the table ;)

ladyvean

Uhhhhh, I love those cufflinks.

ugly-vorta

@corpse-of-bandersnatch I laughed way, WAY too hard at a “second glass under the table” joke. I don’t know why this mental image is so disturbing and hilarious at the same time, but I’m completely undone. XD

@ladyvean @tinakolesnik Ladies, I’m giving you beautiful and funny Jeffy pics, and you’re reblogging them for bloody cufflinks?! I’m seriously questioning your priorities right now.

tinakolesnik

Let’s talk about Combs in motion

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ugly-vorta

Now you’re talking.

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How big was that stick exactly?

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ladyvean

Well, in fairness, the cufflinks are greatly improved by the wearer.