Ill Met By Moonlight — fuckyourstupideyebrows: things that didn’t happen...

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things that didn’t happen but should have happened: a dog on deep space nine

- quark is terrified by this creature and odo is obviously delighted 

- best buddy with jadzia but worf thinks the dog has no honor 

- sneaks everywhere with jake and nog 

- tries to chew sisko’s baseball sometimes 

- barks everytime kira starts yelling 

 - garak thinks the dog is smart and could take over the obsidian order (julian stops his plan) 

- bites dukat’s ass 

- lives plenty of great adventures with julian and miles in the holosuites 

 - julian takes correspondance courses to be a good veterinary for the dog 

- grunts everytime kai winn visits the station 

- weyoun wants to adopt the dog 

- is fond of damar and ridicules him in front of the other cardassian soldiers 

- some bajoran monks think the dog is a religious figure sent by the prophets 

- morn can definitely communicate with the dog