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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

It’s here! It’s finally here! Every year it seems like the big day will never come, but it’s here. It’s the day to gather with your family and friends ‘round the hearth, warm beverages and sweet treats at the ready, and have a hearty chortle over the things America stuck inside itself and couldn’t remove without the help of trained medical personnel.

Barry Petchesky

[strangebiology]

this is my favorite end-of-year review-type article because it’s short and sweet but every single bullet point on this list paints a completely wild picture

[kaijutegu]

“a significant amount of string”