Fact: Jadzia and Garak should have been friends
Evidence: how funny would it have been if Jadzia had chosen garak to host Joran during her zhian'tara instead of ben (i mean ben, seriously??) and much like quark interrupted to whine about playing Audrid, garak’s popping in and out to offer technical recommendations on murder and chastise Joran for his real “amateur hour bullshit”
that or he’s like “oOOOohoohohh NOOOOOO jadzia, this guy’s a muuuuurderrrrerrrr, oohhh nooooooooo~ i think he killed like… three guys!” but he’s like breakin kayfabe hard, he’s just openly laughing his ass off.
meanwhile Joran’s ego is shattered. his self-esteem just goes through the floor. not only is garak way better at murder, he can also do clarinet
