Ill Met By Moonlight — waitress assigned kin As someone who’s worked in...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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toboldlylesbian

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waitress assigned kin

wtfenris

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

jackthevulture

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

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abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

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