corpse-of-bandersnatch asked:
But @corpse-of-bandersnatch, no one’s going to know who I’m talking about!!!
Ah well.
- do the sexy love™ with - John fucking Turner, thank you very much (hnnng)
- sacrifice myself for - Damar (again)
- kick - Robert for raising his voice
- take to prom - Dr. Duncan would probably be the best prom date (those puppy dog eyes)
- abandon in jurassic park - PWM (he’s resourceful)
- push off a bridge - that cheating, coked up sleaze who looks like he’s not even a good lay from Shameless









