Hey guess what
Every single cereal mascot is gay
Tony the Tiger: enjoys woodworking and mountain biking with his husband the Trix rabbit
Toucan Sam: the Cool (Gay) Uncle™, takes his nephews to pride every year
Count Chocula: genderfluid and pansexual af. Has an unrivalled meme collection.
Lucky the Leprechaun: proud Irish trans man, not currently seeing anyone but has an endless supply of cheesy pickup lines
the Honey Nut Cheerios bee: bisexual disaster who needs to get his shit together
Cap'n Crunch: fearless lesbian seafarer (she took over for her dad after he got promoted to Admiral Crunch)
Snap, Crackle and Pop: polyamorous non-binary power trio, will school your ass at board games
Sugar Bear: asexual icon, karaoke legend
the “ME WANT HONEYCOMB” thing: self-identifies as queer, still questioning a lot of things but loves anime almost as much as he loves Honeycomb
Quaker Oats guy: not actually LGBTQ but a strong ally who beats transphobes with a bat
Here is something I never thought I’d say, but “please reblog this post with your own breakfast mascot headcanons”
Hey, technically I never said they were polyamorous with each other
