Ill Met By Moonlight — alexisafanst: spock-withatingeofpastel: Julian:...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Julian: *calls Garak*

Garak: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY FUTURE HUSBAND IS CALLING- *sweetly* Hello?

Julian: Hey, you doing anything?

Garak: *in the middle of an interrogation, surrounded by seventeen cardassians, hanging upside down by his toes* No, I’m free.

Julian: See you in five?

Garak: Kay *hangs up, and turns to angry cardassian soldiers* So, I have a hottie on the way, if you could just wrap this up…

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Why isn’t this a 10 chapters fan fiction with fan art already?

Garak beloved pansexual murder lizard

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