Julian: *calls Garak*
Garak: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY FUTURE HUSBAND IS CALLING- *sweetly* Hello?
Julian: Hey, you doing anything?
Garak: *in the middle of an interrogation, surrounded by seventeen cardassians, hanging upside down by his toes* No, I’m free.
Julian: See you in five?
Garak: Kay *hangs up, and turns to angry cardassian soldiers* So, I have a hottie on the way, if you could just wrap this up…
Why isn’t this a 10 chapters fan fiction with fan art already?









