Ill Met By Moonlight — Quark: Garak, I want to hire you to kill...

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angrywarrior69

Quark: Garak, I want to hire you to kill someone.

Garak: m-m-me? Plainand SIMPLE Garak? A murderer? I’m a tailor A tAiLoR__ hOW DAre you.. you.. you.. I am deeply, profoundly DISTurbed by WHAT you are insinuating– how do I know YOU aren’t a mURDERER Quark? Hmm? HMMMM??? 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Quark: I dont want you to kill just anyone, I need you to kill me.

Garak: 😈

Garak: Well why didn’t you JUST SAY SO. I would be happy to oblige good sir. Let’s go over our options. Did you know that I know 300 different ways to kill someone with a raktajino? No? Of course you didn’t. We are going to have such a good time before you die my friend. Let’s get started.

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