Ill Met By Moonlight — I hate when people use their zodiac to justify...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
corpse-of-bandersnatch
the-fit-geek

I hate when people use their zodiac to justify their behavior.

“I’m sorry, i can’t help it. I’m a Scorpio.”

No Sarah, you’re a bitch.

ladyvean

Like she said, a Scorpio.