anyway some #canon facts:
- theon greyjoy is back at winterfell, alive, in sansa’s bedroom, alive, convalescing from a shallow and ultimately harmless wound! he’s extremely fine & also alive
- jaime lannister is on day 6 of bringing ser brienne of tarth increasingly elaborate breakfasts in bed and agonizing over how he’s going to wear a wedding ring on his fake hand
- gendry baratheon did not propose marriage to arya; instead he suggested they become swashbuckling adventurers together who travel the world (together!) stealing from corrupt lords and giving it all to the poor while periodically returning (together!!!!) to the frozen north to hang out with her family
- sandor clegane heroically defeated his brother in high stakes single combat and sustained approximately No injuries while doing so
- jon not only gave Noted Good Boy ghost a hug before he went over the wall he WENT WITH HIM!!!!! JON IS A WILDLING AT HEART PASS IT FUCKING ON
- daenerys saw a bunch of evil (u know they’re evil bc black sails) war ships shooting at her in the sky and was like hey you know what i’m gonna just,,,,swoop around and set all those boats on fire EYYYYYYYY crisis averted
- that’s it that’s the show
