Ill Met By Moonlight — corpse-of-bandersnatch: tinakolesnik: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
corpse-of-bandersnatch
corpse-of-bandersnatch

Weyoun really is out there, having the smallest butt of the universe

ladyvean

Look, friend.  That ass is pert.  The smallest ass is on Dukat.

tinakolesnik

He stared at the table wistfully, recalling the night he had that special squad of Jem'Hadar all to himself, right on this table. They were the lucky ones really; no doubt his body had changed their base existence forever….

–Weyoun, My Life in the Alpha Quadrant

corpse-of-bandersnatch

@ladyvean Sorry to correct you, but Dukat has no ass at all.

That’s why he’s full of shit.

ladyvean

I stand corrected.  Enjoy it, @corpse-of-bandersnatch - it doesn’t happen often.