[wongbal]

Things I said to my friends while high on edibles last week:

• Cher wasn't born, she emerged from an egg
• Priests who baptize babies are actually waterboarding them to get them to tell us what God looks like
• When I was a little kid there was this one TV show character I hated (a puppet of a piano with a face) because his face looked edible but also like it would taste bad

[wongbal]

I was actually worried for awhile because I couldn't remember the name of the TV show and couldn't find any evidence of it on Google, so I began to think it might be a Candle Cove type situation, but thankfully my friends helped(?) me out

[wongbal]

The show was called Professor Iris if anyone was wondering. Here is the pink piano that haunted my dreams:

[ladyvean]

I’m losing it.