Starfleet doctors, ranked by how good they are at writing prescriptions, as ranked by a pharmacy assistant
1. The Doctor/emergency medical hologram: mean he’s a computer so if his scripts can’t be filled something’s seriously wrong and you probably have bigger problems
2. Dr. Chapel. Former nurse, perfect nurse hand writing. All around good prescriptions.
3. Dr. Crusher: chill family doc vibes. Uses electronic prescription system, so everything is always legible. Easy to reach in case clarification is needed but this is rarely needed.
4. Dr. Pulaski: slightly less chill family doc vibes. Uses same electronic prescription system, much harder to reach when you try and contact her for clarification, but like Dr. Crusher her scripts can be filled as written almost all the time. Won’t do fax refills.
5. Dr. Culber: Emergency room doctor vibe. Handwriting generally legible but sloppy. Usually fairly easy to get a hold of if clairification necessary but usually they can be filled as written.
6. Dr. Bashir: young internal medicine specialist vibe. Probably tries to perscribe things that he read about once but aren’t actually available anymore or things that cost $17473828 without warning the patient. Handwriting needs improvement.
7. Dr. McCoy: surgeon. Serious BPE (bad prescription energy). Handwriting barely qualifies as written language. Writes scripts for narcotics and forgets to write a total quantity or frequency or something, can’t fill without clairification. Either out drinking or in some alien jail cell, either way good luck trying to get clarification. Sometimes you get scripts with perfect handwriting with his name on it. These were written by nurse Chapel. He is ok with this.
