Ill Met By Moonlight — the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sealers100
just-shower-thoughts

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

heckshowerthoughts

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

transhumanist-viking

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

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dontbeanassbutt

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

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Jesus Christ

kentucky-fried-bucky

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the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

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