People say that self inserts are cringy but remember that famous poet Dante Alighieri, who wrote one of the most important works in Italian literature, straight up made a giant three part fan fiction where he and his idol/mancrush, the famous poet Virgil, journey through Hell on behalf of his dead girlfriend and everyone who he didn’t like was there and suffered punishment for all eternity and then he blames three whole popes and the entire fucking city of Florence, Italy for the shitty state of the Church and over seven hundred years later it’s played a major influence in Western culture people are still praising it and analyzing it so honestly who gives a fuck lmfao
Some joyless asshole: you self ship? Cringe!
Dante, a man in his 50s living in the Middle fucking Ages: and then Virgil-senpai lifted me with his strong manly arms and carried me down the mountain from those scawy demons uwu. He was so handsome and talented and wonderful
Dante Alighieri is cringey as fuck
☝️Dante had a colossal sulk because a thirteen year old girl wouldn’t marry his grown ass, he is deeply cringey
What the f—what the fuck did I just read.
DELETE THIS ENTIRE FUCKING WEBSITE
just because the dude is a national trio hero doesn’t make creeping on 13 year olds as a grown ass man not disgusting
I am very much afraid you are wrong under many points of view.
First of all Beatrice is never seen as a “real” woman in Dante’s poems. She is never physically described, because she is not meant to be Bice Portinari herself, but a symbol for the poet. I suggest you read more about the canon of the Stilnovo, in which the woman is made into a symbol of pure courtly love, and, later in Dante’s poems, of faith and its wisdom.
Second, if we take Beatrice to be Bice Portinari, she was, for all that we know, at most one year younger than Dante, if not born in the same year.
If you want to find women that are not meant to be a symbol in Dante: look for his poetic sparring with other poets, or the poems he wrote for his wife.
If you have sources to contradict me: please, show me.
Dante and Beatrice had … the fucking same age … they met when they both were 9 the first time and the second time when they both were 18 … what the hell do you learn at school?
God, this was a wild ride. Also, I daresay they learn nothing at all about Dante at school - if anything, it’s college, for those who take the specific classes. So most people cobble together an opinion from what badly researched nonsense they find on the internet.
Can I just point out the obvious and say that it’s hilarious that on a post about how self-inserts are fine and they have centuries old history in classic literature that is still taught and praised to this day, the reply was “the poet wasn’t just cringey AF, he was also PrOBlemAtic and a p*edo!!!”
Isn’t that just tumblr in a nutshell









