Ill Met By Moonlight — Me: Posts for a week about my dog, the light of my...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Me: Posts for a week about my dog, the light of my life, needing emergency surgery and finding out he has a tumor, not to mention the financial burden of trying to give him the best chance at having a good quality of life.

Also Me: Shares a selfie, with a caption talking about my sadness based on above situation.

Every Fucking Male Douche Canoe with a Tumblr Account: Ur hot, send me noodz, hurr hurr hurr.

Do you morons ever even CONSIDER reading a room before DMing a complete fucking stranger? JESUS CHRIST.