[tinsnip]

• first

medicinal wine from a tea spoon

THEN BEER FROM A BOTTLE

[onetobeamup]

THEN NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOUR SON IS PLAYING FOR MONEY IN A PINCHBACK SUIT

[linskywords]

Listening to some out-of-town jasper!!

[crookedpwnguin]

Hearin' him tell about

horse race gamblin'

[allthisandtea]

Not a wholesome trottin race, no

But a race where they sit down

RIGHT ON THE HORSE

[ladyvean]

Like to see some stuck-up jockey boy

Sitting on Dan Patch

Make your blood boil, well I should say