Ill Met By Moonlight — i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me...

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i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”