if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.
As an ace person, I concur.
as someone who is both bi and ace, I remind everyone that it’s $20 per identity, so bisexual aromantics and asexual biromantics should be given $40.
