Ill Met By Moonlight — let's be realistic, he'll get the salami and try...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
corpse-of-bandersnatch

checkeredmice asked:

let's be realistic, he'll get the salami and try to reanimate it as soon as he can

miskatonic-memes answered:

dan: herbert, please don’t re-animate your food at the dinner table

herbert, stabbing his salami with a syringe of reagent: I WILL NOT BE SHACKLED BY THE FAILURES OF YOUR GOD