Ill Met By Moonlight — janeway is the rawest fucking captain in all of...

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janeway is the rawest fucking captain in all of starfleet. she taught a god manners and how to interact with low life forms like herself. she fucked amelia earheart. she rehabilitated five borg refugees to being individuals. she fucking killed fear itself. when those aliens were doing experiments on her crew she literally drives voyager inbetween two stars to fuck with them. she only drinks her coffee black as a power move. she has the only braincell on the starship “party bus” voyager. she threatened to kill not one Q but the entire fucking Q Continum if Q didnt stop fucking with her ship. she sticks to the prime directive in the delta quadrant when the fucking equinox couldnt. you watch janeway in a tank top when ur 11 years old and suddenly you feel your straightsona melting off. janeway was the fucking coolest