Janeway: If we hadn’t gotten stuck in the Delta Quadrant, I could’ve been living in a swinging condo instead of with– I better not say anything until I’ve had my coffee.
Janeway: [sips coffee, looks at Tom and Harry]
Janeway: …A SLUT AND A MORON.
Janeway: I’m sorry, it must be decaf.
Harry’s the slut (despite the questionable love life, he’s still as they say “horny on main”) and Tom’s the moron (the only intelligent thing he has done is marry B'Elanna, but arguments can be made that was an act of charity on Torres’s part).









