i'm just saying, when i die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances i want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. instead of saying how i was "a friend to everyone" and that i "lit up a room" when i entered it i want people to shake their heads while muttering that i "asked too many questions for my own good" and talk about how they "warned me that i was getting in way over my head" and that i "always had a knack for finding trouble" wherever i went. if you don't make me a local urban legend you've failed me.
ALTfuuuuuuuuck
