Ill Met By Moonlight — Things to do as a cat: 1. Raid the garbage. You...

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tehfanglyfish
tehfanglyfish

Things to do as a cat:

1. Raid the garbage. You don't want the actual trash - you want to obsessively lick the delicious bag!

2. Vomit after licking the bag, preferably on the carpet.

3. Thwart the human's efforts to carefully tuck the bag where you can't reach it.

4. Repeat steps 1-3 until the human breaks down and buys a ridiculously expensive garbage can that you can't get into.

5. Score a sweet box. Success!

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