[dramatically-existing]

"I had a bad childhood"

• says too much
• sounds sad
• people will assume things

"I come with lore"

• makes you sound like a character
• is cooler
• people will be so distracted by the wording that they won't see how badly you've been doing

[shyocean]

I'm fucking using this.

[a-fools-stone]

I also recomend using:

• my bloodline ends with me. instead of “im not having kids”
• Many have tried to court me and failed, instead of “im single”
• How does it go traveller? as a gender nuetral way greeting
• my family history is huanted by monsters as a quick way to summerise a problem/mental illness that negatively affecting you

and like a whole lot more ive forgotten

[evilkitten3]

or just spin your head 180° and talk in tongues that ends conversations pretty quickly in my experience