Ill Met By Moonlight — Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter...

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Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

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No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

ranty9000

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

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“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

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“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

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