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Batman but instead of a deep growly voice he just speaks in a Scottish accent

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“crime dinnae pay, ya daft prick”

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Batman: ay am getting reel tired of yer shet ya ken

Riddler, crying: i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

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The Joker would never appear because “nothing is funnier than a 6-foot man in a batsuit talking in a bad Scottish accent, GODDAMNIT HARLEY”

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Batman: if ya ken whats good fer ya ye’ll spit oot where the fock ya got the dugs hidin

Everybody: *looks at Robin*

Robin: he says to tell him where you put the mobsters

Everybody: OH they’re in the southeast corridor

[ladyvean]

@wongbal