Ill Met By Moonlight — sirens wouldn’t work on lesbians bc they’d be...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cherrydykes

sirens wouldn’t work on lesbians bc they’d be serenading us and we’d be like ‘oh she just means it as a friend! she’s being nice :)’