Ill Met By Moonlight — albert-eats-cookie-cake: everydayatleast: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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peachylipskiss

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

allrivenkithandkin

hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes

regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out

fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty

go back out and live a lie

fangirlingoverdemigods

reblog to save a life

fried-demon-potato

Pat dry your face - DONT rub. It will agitate the skin and make it red again.

Fan your face too, feels good as well as reducing redness.

AND IF SOMEONE STILL NOTICES AND ASKS ABOUT IT.
EXCUSES:

“I sneezed and my eyes watered”
“I yawned and my eyes watered”
“Stubbed my toe”
“Hit my elbow”
“Hit *previously injured body part* on something.”

Trust me, as someone who has learned to shift from anxious wreck to “Everything’s Great! :) ™” in 0.2 seconds when I need to,
These work.
They really work.

coywolfofgalaxies

For those who need it.

everydayatleast

Blame it on weed or something in your eye

albert-eats-cookie-cake

calm down there micheal 

ladyvean

It’s my allergies.