please take my what star wars character are you quiz, there are about 42 different results available and i want to see what pretentious gay asshole finally gets thrawn
galen erso
you’ve made a lot of mistakes in your life, but you always try to fix them, no matter what. your eagerness to help people is what sets you apart, and you sacrifice a lot for the sake of others. even at your worst, you still believe that things can get better, and that one person can make a difference. you can get along with just about anyone, or at the very least pretend to, if it means achieving your goals. ultimately, you have a strong moral compass, but doing the right thing isn’t always easy.
qui-gon jinn
life’s too short to be concerned, y'know? you’re a pretty patient person, and you’re generally well respected by your peers. your curiosity gets the better of you sometimes, and in your search for knowledge, you might disregard things that others might deem important, like safety, or whatever. your problem solving skills are based on innovation, creativity, and pure luck. you might get so lost in your own pursuit of knowledge that you don’t realize the emotional impact you have on others. you are empathetic, sure, but sometimes you forget just how harmful your actions can be. maybe hug your adopted son sometime, or something, idk.
“obi-wan kenobi
you’ve got a lot of regrets, and sometimes you feel like you’ve been sad so long you don’t really remember what it’s like being happy. you want to make up for all your faults, and you throw everything you’ve got into one thing, thinking it might help somehow. people need to hear you say that you love them more, especially when you’ve got so much love to give, and you’re just scared to show it. your inability to give a straight answer sometimes annoys the people around you, and you’re pretty much a master at evading. covering up all your misgivings with wordplay isn’t gonna give your boy a hug for you, man.”
“grand admiral thrawn
yes you’re gay, yes you’re a petty bitch, keep walking. all jokes aside, you’re a cold, calculating bastard, and people will tell you to your face that they’re a little intimidated by you. mostly you like being cultured, and surround yourself with art and music and poetry, because people are fascinating, and art reflects that. you have a lot of admiration for people who might not have the best opinion of you, but that’s fine. they know and you know just how much you’re worth, and that’s kind of iconic. stay away from whales, though.”
pfft
“Shmi Skywalker
queen, you dropped your crown. you’re a resilient, soft-spoken person who has dealt with a lot of stress and hardships, but you remain kind in spite of it all.
the mandalorian
you’ve got a very set way of doing
things, and you’re not gonna stop doing any of it now, so you don’t know
why people keep harping at you for it. people think you’re really cool,
yet they still will fuck with you just when you’re getting comfortable.
what’s with that? don’t they know you’re a force to be reckoned with
when you put your mind to it? sometimes your heart overrules your mind,
though, and you get stuck in situations where you help people despite
everything. you don’t always know how to show it, but you’ve very warm
and loving. as long as no one crosses you.
I don’t even Star Wars, but what the hell.
“sheev palpatine
you are meticulous, clever, and unbelievably charismatic. you analyze all your relationships based on how good those people are to you, how much they care about you, and how far they’re willing to go to please you. you’ve got a great sense of humor, because most people amuse you, but you’ve also got a big ego on you.”
I mean…
