Ill Met By Moonlight — captaincrusher: Imagine having the kind of...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kaelio
captaincrusher

Imagine having the kind of relationship with your dad where you call each other by your last names and when you meet up after years apart he’s like “Die, bitch”. 

I mean… 

ladyvean

@kaelio I can’t believe you left this in the tags:


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That’s it. That’s the relationship.