[ratcoded]

human instincts

• ghost detection
• no one here knows you but they all hate you
• go pet that large predatory animal 

[michaeltheshitposter]

• hit person with cardboard tube

[strangled-mangoes]

• Slap someone with overly long sleeves

[personal-for-leaf]

• The unbelievably strong desire to just scream

[because-im-freaking-greed]

• clack tongs like crab

[atwotonedbird]

• Hit yourself with cardboard tube
  

[khadij-al-kubra]

• Pop bubble wrap
  

[heywetotheotherworld]

• Chew on pen
• Chew on pencil
• Hold hand flat out car window and make it whoosh up and down real slowly