[vaspider]

I got REALLY fucking frustrated at Costco trying to get some goddamned eggs and having people not practising even the slightest bit of social distancing, so I came home and made a bunch of shirts, because then people have no goddamned excuse for not leaving us high-risk individuals who have no choice but to go out ALONE.

Also, I still have to buy groceries, so now those shirts are listed for sale. Hopefully they’ll help someone.

[the-one-i-wanted-is-taken]

and after quarantine is over you’ll have a piece of clothing that switches meaning and makes you seem like a threat to society so like, double win tbh