New meme:

[boldly-yo]

just describe the plot of any star trek episode so that it’ll look like a shitpost

If you go too fast, you turn into a lizard

[futurestarfleetcaptain]

it’s offensive to let your dog pee on a tree

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

spock gets so high he almost becomes straight

[spaceforspirk]

Small furries will eat you and your ship

[foxy-mulder]

What happens to this one (1) Vulcan man’s brain will blow your mind

[plant-dad-sulu]

You can’t die in the wild west unless ur really feelin it

[snapehateblog]

Just when you think you’ve evaded all of humanity, out of the corner of your eye you see her, Amelia Earhart

[benjameme-sisko]

If everyone disappears, you’re likely to be trapped in your son’s science experiment.

If you die in the game, you do not die in real life.

[mayleavestars]

area man fucks around in a desert, unearths his mom’s face

[alarajrogers]

tfw you find your own head buried for 600 years

[ladyvean]

woman in white power suit ends WWII