ok time for REAL talk: Curzon Dax and Lwaxana Troi were probably introduced at some Federation function or another right, being both ambassadors
just imagining the conversation that ensued is... a lot
unless there was no conversation at all because Curzon just started thinking all kinds of dirty talk and Lwaxana just laughed all night
depends on who you ask!
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Jadzia: oh wouldn't you like to know ;)
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Sisko: [sigh] I lost track of Curzon for twelve hours that time
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Ezri: Curzon thought it was hot but I'd rather not think about sex with a person who can read your thoughts thank you very much
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Lwaxana: oh, Dax? oh yes I remember him very well! So charming, and so much energy! And I definitely can't forget that—
Odo: Lwaxana PLEASE don't










