Have some Garashir trash song parody
[To the tune of Three Dog Night’s “Joy to the World”]
Elim Garak was a tailor
Liked to frequent Quark’s bar
I knew to disbelieve every word he said
But he let me share his kanar
And he always had some fine kanar
Singin’ joy to the state
All interrogate
Murder and lie with a smile and a wink
Hit on every twink
“And if I were to be Castellan
Tell you what, my dear
I’d give up all the lies and the spies and surprise
Just to keep you near”
(You don’t believe me Julian?)
Sing it now, joy to the state
All interrogate
Murder and lie with a smile and a wink
Hit on every twink
“You know I love the ladies
And hot lizard men
But to remove your wire I would walk through fire
And I’d do it all over again
I said I’d do it all over again”
(Yes, Garak even facing Tain)
Joy to the state
All interrogate
Murder and lie with a smile and a wink
Hit on every twink
