Ill Met By Moonlight — I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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solarsyrup

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

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*godfather voice* you disrespec me... and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria... vinny, hit her with da sticky hand

randomencounters

Encounter: old-fashioned mafia clan whose territory consists entirely of a mall, a few restaurants, and a mini golf course

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