Ill Met By Moonlight — corpse-of-bandersnatch: ship ask Nr. 3/8 for...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ship ask Nr. 3/8 for @loathsome-aesthete :D

Ship that you secretly like

Shran x Weyoun, don’t @ me xD

IMAGINE one of the early clones (say, Weyoun 2, maybe) gets sucked into a time/space/whatever anomaly and ends up in Shran’s time and area of the alpha quadrant. Most of the crew are dead, the spaceship damaged to a point, where it won’t last much longer anymore.

The andorian ship comes to investigate, what causes all that unusual data on their monitors. They find the mostly destroyed ship of unknown type and origin and have just enough time to rescue the few survivors, before the Dominion spaceship blows up. They bring Weyoun – as the highest ranking of the survivors – to the andorian Captain.

Since that’s first contact between Andorians and Vorta, both are especially curious about each other. Maybe Weyoun’s ‘background in creative genetics’ is helpful for whatever mission Shran has at the time (I think the andorian reproduction problems from the beta canon appear later in Star Trek timeline, but hey! Maybe some andorian scientists were ahead of their time and saw said biological difficulties coming? And tried to prevent the worst? And Shran had to escort the scientists while they were doing some research or whatever? And Vorta genetics brings a whole new take in their reasearch, so their deal is „If you help us with our problem, we help you to get back to your quadrant.“?)

Weyoun is very curious, Shran is kinda attracted to that purple diplomat and both are dtf.

Plus it’s a subtle way to tell Jeff to go fuck himself. C: