[toadschooled]

*thinks about very small frogs* *angrily wipes away tears*

[solepunk]

Oh, but to be like @markscherz and cry over very small frogs for a living

[markscherz]

It is a delight, that’s for sure

[findersfeeders]

Allow me to introduce you to

THE PUMPKIN TOADLET

They smol

But they mighty

Don’t mess.

(They’re so ity bity they can’t hear themselves call.)

Used to be most smol. Bu has been out teenied by the MINI genus. Srsly.

Sciencey name? Mini mum. Other species? Mini ature.

It’s clostest fam? The most lorge.

😁

[markscherz]

You’re welcome. (I’m the one who named the genus Mini and its three ridiculously named species. You missed Mini scule)

[allthingslinguistic]

that’s it, we’ve found the best animal name, all the other animals can go home now