[aziraphalesbian]

garak is like “i’m a tailor i’ll make you fashionable” then turns around and wears the ugliest shit you’ve ever seen in your life

[conceptadecency]

The top is by Adidas.

[the-last-dillards]

Pants too. One of the side effects of the wire was that Garak just wore the same tracksuit everywhere. It was comfy.

[conceptadecency]

I just realised the aesthetic here. Jack Klompus from Seinfeld and Paulie from The Sopranos. Oh, Garak. Do you have a thick gold chain, too?

[conceptadecency]

If anyone with decent art skills can draw Garak wearing the watermelon suit and sunning himself like the picture above, I will write you a short Garak dialogue-only fic on (nearly) any topic of your choice in trade. 

Bonus points if the sign in the window behind him says ‘Cardassian Sausage’.

[eilupt]

Ta da!

[conceptadecency]

I LOVE IT! One dialogue-only fic for @eilupt coming up!

My offer is still open to anyone else who wants to draw Garak and his Cardassian sausage, though!