Ill Met By Moonlight — rainbowbarnacle: roachpatrol: samlikesboys: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cosmictuesdays
samlikesboys

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

roachpatrol

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

rainbowbarnacle

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.