i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond
it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack
a family curse
do you call these DACHSHUND???? *confused german speaker noises*
yes! badger hound! the breed originated to flush burrowing animals out of their homes for hunting purposes–they’re sausage-shaped to fit into holes and absolutely merciless to hold their own against badgers










