Ill Met By Moonlight — unpretty: confused-by-default: berenswick: ...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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unpretty:
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“ berenswick:
“ unpretty:
“ unpretty:
“i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond
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it only just occurred to me that this post...
unpretty

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

unpretty

it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack

berenswick

a family curse

confused-by-default

do you call these DACHSHUND???? *confused german speaker noises*

unpretty

yes! badger hound! the breed originated to flush burrowing animals out of their homes for hunting purposes–they’re sausage-shaped to fit into holes and absolutely merciless to hold their own against badgers

dogs dogs are the best kind of people

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