Ill Met By Moonlight — I am a simple woman. I enter the kitchen. I eat...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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professorsparklepants

I am a simple woman. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave.

brawltogethernow

It's one serving if you serve all of it to yourself at once.

professorsparklepants

I like the way you think, friend.