Ill Met By Moonlight — silverstrike: funkyhours: leradny: ...

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“The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from...
unpretty

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

guyalice

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

froginakettle

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hotcocoachia

I fucking love him

jdillustratesnonsense

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

iamtypinglike98madmen

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He also jabs racists in the eye!

tumblunni

I love the justice grandpa of fists

cursedcharley

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

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Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

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He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

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Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

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He said fuck the police!

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He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

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He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

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He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

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You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

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And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

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leradny

You get a new suit every few months but your wife hasn’t gotten new clothes in two years GO OFF MISTER TRUE

funkyhours

Epic!!!!!!

silverstrike

Can we have some modern day Evert True fanart which has him, like, protecting LGBTQIA+ folk or pummeling some alt-right asshats?