Ill Met By Moonlight — new york city’s official government guidelines for...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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new york city’s official government guidelines for how to fuck during a pandemic really are a bright spot in the darkness right now

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some of my favorites include:

“please just masturbate or fuck your roommate”:

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“make it a little kinky” (direct quote):

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and “if you HAVE to host an orgy, open a window”:

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you can read the whole thing here, it’s very hilarious and chill and also informative. mentions masks and then says “maybe that’s your thing”