new york city’s official government guidelines for how to fuck during a pandemic really are a bright spot in the darkness right now
some of my favorites include:
“please just masturbate or fuck your roommate”:

“make it a little kinky” (direct quote):

and “if you HAVE to host an orgy, open a window”:

you can read the whole thing here, it’s very hilarious and chill and also informative. mentions masks and then says “maybe that’s your thing”









