Real Things They Let Dukat Do:
- call Kira up in the middle of the night to tell her he banged her mom
- start an abstinence cult
- turn the abstinence cult into a suicide cult when it wasn’t working out
- get possessed by evil ghosts on purpose
- start having hallucinations of people he knows telling him to kill, kill, kill
- get plastic surgery to bang the pope
- go blind reading a book too hard
- get thrown out of his girlfriend’s house for going blind
- get resurrected by evil ghosts who reverse his plastic surgery and give him red eyes and telekinetic powers
- set his girlfriend on fire
