rating garak outfits
9/10 the watermelon outfit. iconic, if simple.
34982/10 Our Man Bashir. Tasteful, elegant, a solid look for a holosuite date with his boyfriend.
0/10 Look at him, he’s so pleased with himself. Shame he’s in this chonky number… the tri-padded piece, geometric sleeves, separate neck pieces… nothing goes together and he looks more like he’s about to wrestle rather than commit war crimes.
9853897229/10 You’ve heard of watermelon Garak, get ready for passion fruit Garak. The cut, the colors, the slight hint of neck, it works perfectly. Grab your kanar, he’s about to steal your man.
7/10 Holographic pattern, and a geometric cut to extenuate the neck? peak 24th century Cardassian couture. Tacky, yet somehow heterosexual.
-28981/10 Mirror Garak. We know why Andy Robinson didn’t like playing him. Terok nor uniform screams ‘I helped my people commit genocide’ but the collar screams ‘worf tops.’
