Medieval Wasps (& Bees) Ranked by How Likely They are to Imitate Their Modern Counterparts & Move into My Apartment

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Things these are: cool whip angels, half-melted stacks of werther’s brought to life by a wizard, friends.

Things these aren’t: tiny, furious home invaders. 2/10

If gummy vitamins were designed to make you weaker they’d look like this. Sad, but nonthreatening. 4/10, minus 1 for being bees, not wasps

I have no problems believing this lugubrious knucklehead would move into a stranger’s home and refuse to leave. I have huge problems believing it’d have 60 friends to bring with it. 7/10

Halloween decorations made by a toddler, but somehow still haunting. 6/10 for psychic damage, 5/10 with bee penalty

Sometimes images reach across the centuries & sucker-punch you with recognition.  I know nothing about these men & their troubles, but still: you & me both, bro. 8/10 for commiseration

Nature’s perfect bastards & my new roommates. 10/10

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