Ill Met By Moonlight — hearthawk: vet-and-wild: agro-carnist: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
allthisandtea
givemeabreak57

If you can’t handle a month of vibing in your room without anything to do but circle those four walls, imagine how zoo animals feel while you watch them and take photos of their permanent isolation.

agro-carnist

Oh yes, zoo animals truly live horribly dull lives

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Absolutely nothing to do in their habitats

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All they do is pace their dark, gray concrete cages

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Just hoping for some color and joy in their lives

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Never to know happiness from fun toys

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Or delicious new foods

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I pity these poor creatures that live in squalor

vet-and-wild

Can I please hire someone to provide enrichment and a varied diet for me on a daily basis?

hearthawk

I spend up to 10 hours a day providing my animals at work with a clean, safe and secure environment, and making sure their social, mental and physical needs are filled to the highest standard of care. I wish I had some one who would offer me free room service, free health care, free house keeping, and free personal training and fun things to do!